TO ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE THAT HAVEN’T HEARD FROM ME LATELY

This is not your fault (you good people that want to contact me), and periodically I get on the internet and go through those emails and weed out the chaf and try to make sense of it. But what none of you knew was that recently I lost someone very close to me. Just a few months after that I lost my cat YOGA CAT YOWIE, and have been working through the mental upset of that, and then I got sick and have been working through that also. I have not had the energy, nor the mental wherewithal to deal with the internet for the past few months. I still don’t.

I have been getting a lot of messages through the form mail that I (years ago) put on some of my web pages. I want everyone to know that at one point I tried to remove those forms from the pages, but years later WordPress changed something so that I couldn’t do that. So those forms stay on there, endlessly sending me notifications not just from legit. people that want to contact me, but hundreds of emails from scammers that have no legit purpose for existing on the internet. Again, none of it is your fault, I’m not trying to make you disappear if you need to talk to me. Go stomp the scammers for me, I’m too tired.

I know that some of you want to have a copy of the panoramas from World War One. I am absolutely sure that it is not illegal to sell the actual picture, but this belongs to the family and I can’t do that. I am an artist, and I take copyrights very seriously. I own several myself and it’s a subject that I will not back down on. I have not had time to research whether these are in public domain or not, and that is necessary before I transfer ANY copies of them to anyone for any reason. Need or not.

If I was certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that these panoramas were in the public domain, with NO copyrights in effect, I would send you all a copy, I would sell copies everywhere. (I might make maybe a little pocket change, buy a loaf of bread or something) have been on the internet looking and searching, and I have only partly gotten any information on any of it. I suggest is that since y’all are on the internet, you could do some searching for it too.

Copyrights are good for the life of the person PLUS 75 years at least and then can be renewed. Holladay has copyrights that I’ve seen in 1919 of ships, which would mean they expire 1994 or thereabouts. BUT, keep in mind, the family can renew those copyrights, and they may still be in effect anyway. I have seen Holladay panoramas on military and government websites, but they are never displayed full resolution. They are always a smaller version of them by a long shot. So . . . . . go find out for me!

The other thing that I had not said, is that I have a free blog, and there is a finite amount of space you are allowed with a free blog. Guess what? I have reached my limit. And the only way to be able to post any more graphics is to delete some of my content, or start a new blog, and right now I don’t have the mental energy to do any of it. My energy has a finite amount of space too (grin) So y’all let me know if you find anything about copyrights on Holladay Photo 1918, 1919 or some such. I need help too. I’m a nice person. I deserve some help. Leave a comment instead of the form mail so that I’ll know it’s from my legit people.

Never fear, I’ll eventually get back to my normal thing here, but I’m resting now . . . . z z z z z z z z z z z z z

North American B25 Bomber

I had this postcard and decided to find more information about it.

North American B25 Bomber antique postcard

North American B25 Bomber antique postcard at http://www.jewelant.com

From Wikipedia article North American B-25 Mitchell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_B-25_Mitchell

The B-25 was named in honor of General Billy Mitchell, a pioneer of U.S. military aviation.

The B-25 was a descendant of the earlier XB-21 (North American-39) project of the mid-1930s. Experience gained in developing that aircraft was eventually used by North American in designing the B-25 (called the NA-40 by the company).

The majority of B-25s in American service were used in the Pacific. They fought on Papua New Guinea, in Burma and in the island hopping campaign in the central Pacific.

In Burma, the B-25 was often used to attack Japanese communication links, especially bridges in central Burma. It also helped supply the besieged troops at Imphal in 1944.

In the Pacific, the B-25 proved itself to be a very capable anti-shipping weapon, sinking many ships.

The first B-25s arrived in Egypt just in time to take part in the Battle of El Alamein. From there the aircraft took part in the rest of the campaign in North Africa, the invasion of Sicily and the advance up Italy.

The U.S. Eighth Air Force, based in Britain, concentrated on long-range raids over Germany and occupied Europe. During World War Two the British RAF received nearly 900 Mitchells, using them to replace Douglas Bostons, Lockheed Venturas and Vickers Wellington bombers.

Although the B-25 was originally designed to bomb from medium altitudes in level flight, it was used frequently in the Southwest Pacific theatre on treetop-level strafing and missions with parachute-retarded fragmentation bombs against Japanese airfields in New Guinea and the Philippines

The B-25 first gained fame as the bomber used in the 18 April 1942 Doolittle Raid, in which 16 B-25Bs led by Lieutenant Colonel Jimmy Doolittle attacked mainland Japan, four months after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

The Royal Air Force (RAF) was an early customer for the B-25 via Lend-Lease. The RAF was the only force to use the B-25 on raids against Europe from bases in the United Kingdom, as the USAAF used the Martin B-26 Marauder and Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress for this purpose instead.

The Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF) was an important user of the B-25 Mitchell,

The Australians got Mitchells by the spring of 1944.

During World War II, the Mitchell served in fairly large numbers with the Air Force of the Dutch government-in-exile

The U.S. supplied 862 B-25 (of B, D, G, and J types) aircraft to the Soviet Union under lend-lease during the Second World War via the Alaska–Siberia ALSIB ferry route.

Well over 100 B-25Cs and Ds were supplied to the Nationalist Chinese during the Second World War. In addition, a total of 131 B-25Js were supplied to China under Lend-Lease.

During the war, the Força Aérea Brasileira (FAB) received a few B-25s under Lend-Lease.

At least 21 Mitchell IIIs were issued by the Royal Air Force to No 342 Squadron, which was made up primarily of Free French aircrews.

At 9:40 on Saturday, 28 July 1945, a USAAF B-25D crashed in thick fog into the north side of the Empire State Building between the 79th and 80th floors.

There are more than one hundred surviving North American B-25 Mitchells scattered over the world, mainly in the United States. Most of them are on static display in museums, but about 45 are still airworthy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surviving_North_American_B-25_Mitchells
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SPECIFICATIONS
Crew: 6 (one pilot, one co-pilot, navigator/bombardier, turret gunner/engineer, radio operator/waist gunner, tail gunner)
Length: 52 ft 11 in (16.13 m)
Wingspan: 67 ft 7 in (20.60 m)
Height: 16 ft 4 in (4.98 m)
Wing area: 610 sq ft (56.7 m²)
Empty weight: 19,480 lb (8,855 kg)
Max. takeoff weight: 35,000 lb (15,910 kg)
Powerplant: 2 × Wright R-2600-92 Twin Cyclone 14-cylinder air-cooled radial engine, 1,700 hp (1,267 kW) each

Performance
Maximum speed: 272 mph (237 kn, 438 km/h) at 13,000 ft (3,960 m)
Cruise speed: 230 mph (200 knots, 370 km/h)
Range: 1,350 mi (1,174 nmi, 2,174 km)
Service ceiling: 24,200 ft (7,378 m)

Armament
Guns: 12–18 × .50 in (12.7 mm) machine guns and 75 mm (2.95 in) T13E1 cannon
Hardpoints: 2,000 lb (900 kg) ventral shackles to hold one external Mark 13 torpedo[35]
Rockets: racks for eight 5 in (127 mm) high velocity aircraft rockets (HVAR)
Bombs: 3,000 lb (1,360 kg) bombs
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List of aircraft of World War II
The List of aircraft of World War II includes all the aircraft used by those countries which were at war during World War II from the period between their joining the conflict and the conflict ending for them.  See this article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aircraft_of_World_War_II

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Note:  jewelant.com has this postcard, and if you like it, it is possible to order a print of it to hang on your wall.  The original was scanned in high resolution, and would make a fine addition to any military collection. Just email jewelant and inquire.

LINKS to websites with information about the Wildcats/81st division

Here are a bunch of links for those that need more information about the Wildcat, or 81st division.  Some are the entire history, and others include not just WWI, but also WWII and present day stuff.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/81st_Infantry_Division_%28United_States%29

http://www.history.ncdcr.gov/SHRAB/ar/exhibits/wwi/OldNorthState/81stdivision.htm

http://www.history.army.mil/html/forcestruc/cbtchron/cc/081id.htm

http://freepages.military.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~allenfamily/

http://ncpedia.org/wildcat-division

81st Infantry Division

http://www.fold3.com/page/461704486_81st_infantry_division_wildcats_world/

http://www.southark.edu/organizations/south-arkansas-historical-society/90-5/2503-wildcat-over-there-a-union-county-doughboy-in-the-81st-wildcat-division-1917-1919

http://www.southark.edu/about-south-arkansas-historical-society/90-5/2503-wildcat-over-there-a-union-county-doughboy-in-the-81st-wildcat-division-1917-1919

http://ww2il.com/?p=24

http://www.ww2f.com/topic/32876-81st-infantry-322-regimentwildcats/

http://www.wartimepress.com/archives.asp?TID=047%2081st%20Infantry%20Division&MID=Infantry%20Divisions&q=376&FID=89

http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/177-81st-infantry-division/

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1979&dat=19711007&id=Qo4iAAAAIBAJ&sjid=faoFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3577,4813197

http://www.patriotfiles.com/index.php?name=sections&req=viewarticle&artid=2936&page=1

http://www.guidestar.org/organizations/56-6065315/81st-wildcat-division-association.aspx

https://digital.lib.ecu.edu/995

https://www.ar15.com/archive/topic.html?b=1&f=77&t=1555206

http://www.roblox.com/81st-Wildcat-Division-Group-T-Shirt-item?id=110052357

http://www.markeroni.com/catalog/display.php?code=NC_MSM_00007

https://archive.org/details/TheWildCat81stDivision-1919

81st Wildcat Division, Regiment 323, Company A, 3rd Platoon - circa 1943

81st Wildcat Division, Regiment 323, Company A, 3rd Platoon - circa 1943

http://unitpages.military.com/unitpages/unit.do?id=100052

http://www.zazzle.com/81st_infantry_division_wildcat_division_sticker-217231535831237931

http://www.thetroubleshooters.com/krehbiel/krehbiel02.html

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&sqi=2&ved=0CD4QFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2F81stwildcatassociation.com%2F&ei=8zwoVMCrAoqiyAT-r4DwDg&usg=AFQjCNE7s49v4lKp-u2VUiGIgpKVRXOimg&bvm=bv.76247554,d.aWw

https://www.google.com/search?q=81st+wildcat+division&client=firefox-a&hs=AYJ&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&biw=1152&bih=681&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=Az0oVNLkMNSeyATK24KgBg&ved=0CDYQsAQ4Cg

http://ncpedia.org/monument/81st-wildcat-division

https://www.facebook.com/81wildcatassn

http://cgsc.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p4013coll8/id/2504

http://www.collectorsweekly.com/stories/75944-81st-wildcat-division-soldier-rppc

http://www.worldcat.org/title/81st-infantry-wildcat-division-in-world-war-ii/oclc/6521183

http://www.dvidshub.net/news/101181/81st-wildcat-wwi-color-guard-marches-57th-presidential-inauguration-parade#.VCg9ahbw5-U

http://www.vetfriends.com/units/?unit=286333

http://www.military.cibmedia.com/main-codec-detail.asp?id=C-81d

http://brothersinbattle.net/html/d-f.html

http://www.worldwar2history.info/forums/Guestbook01/messages/190439459.html

http://www.historyofwar.org/articles/battles_angaur.html

http://www.genforum.genealogy.com/wwii/messages/2173.html

http://searchworks.stanford.edu/view/641698

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11155232-victory-at-peleliu

http://books.google.com/books?id=MdllItUd-TcC&pg=PA67&lpg=PA67&dq=81st+wildcat+division&source=bl&ots=gVOpJt0zFn&sig=H1YaarsFe7rDvabkZmJfSELTB8o&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Oj4oVNGfE4W1yQSCxoHAAg&ved=0CFsQ6AEwCTgo#v=onepage&q=81st%20wildcat%20division&f=false

http://www.kenbrown.info/stokes/world_war_i_division_history.html

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=54&ved=0CDEQFjADODI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scstatehouse.gov%2Fsess120_2013-2014%2Fbills%2F1282.docx&ei=VT4oVIe8IIb5yASGyYHIBw&usg=AFQjCNGFse-CkHLz20ZSl7X4xq-98SINAg&bvm=bv.76247554,d.aWw&cad=rja

http://www.scmovietheatres.com/col_jac.html

http://www.scmovietheatres.com/col_jac.html

http://www.ampscentralsouthcarolina.org/AboutAMPS.html

http://books.google.com/books?id=_TJPAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA133&lpg=PA133&dq=81st+wildcat+division&source=bl&ots=leiLbsxi0j&sig=esbslC7a2re38msKG3tFwxu1LyA&hl=en&sa=X&ei=sz4oVLmiFpadygSWjIDQDA&ved=0CCkQ6AEwAjhG#v=onepage&q=81st%20wildcat%20division&f=false

http://www.vetshome.com/military_infantry_division_patch8.htm

1945: ‘Tropic Lightning’ and more division names

http://tmg110.tripod.com/usarmyd5.htm

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/thedailyreview/obituary.aspx?n=donald-g-fiorini&pid=172507806

http://www.columbiasouthcarolina.com/fortjackson.html

http://www.historyshots.com/usarmy/division.cfm?did=81

http://www.scforwardtogether.org/sccrrmm3.html

http://books.google.com/books?id=K5vvAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA48&lpg=PA48&dq=81st+wildcat+division&source=bl&ots=PGUOuj4OxG&sig=699oGbyLOnRXVVTXm_RF7gvv2bI&hl=en&sa=X&ei=fT8oVIjmJ5anyASNtYCQCQ&ved=0CD0Q6AEwBThk#v=onepage&q=81st%20wildcat%20division&f=false

http://taketwoonromance.weebly.com/jlrsquos-blog/category/81st%20infantry%20division

http://justformyboys.blogspot.com/2012/03/19b.html

http://books.google.com/books?id=-o8VAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA197&lpg=PA197&dq=81st+wildcat+division&source=bl&ots=Pm1-VazxZ8&sig=4mOGOoyn2Jrx8QaLX99zneJwtuA&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qD8oVKvfIc-yyAT734KYCA&ved=0CC4Q6AEwAzhu#v=onepage&q=81st%20wildcat%20division&f=false

http://www.trenchartcollection.com/US_Divisions.htm

http://cmstory.org/ww1/doughboys/details.asp?id=-1369900172

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/facility/fort-jackson.htm

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?336167-T.H.E.-Project/page26

http://www.dothaneagle.com/army_flier/community/article_caf6d67c-3cbf-11e3-87cd-001a4bcf6878.html

HISTORY OF THE US 81st Division (Wildcat Division)

World War One and THE 81ST WILDCAT DIVISION (And information of the 316th)

The United States Army’s 81st Division was first comprised of men that were drafted from Florida, North Carolina, and South Carolina on September 5, 1917. Theire first title was the “Stonewall Division” in honor of Confederate General T J. Jackson. Later they were renamed the “Wildcat Division.” The wildcat shoulder patch was adopted, and was the first insignia worn by troops in the American Expeditionary Force (AEF).  I am still editing this post, and will include links to patches and history when I get the time.

photo of 316th Wildcats patch

photo of 316th Wildcats patch

The division was organized near Columbia South Carolina at Camp Jackson. 

It was one of the first national army divisions to be organized. In May 1918 the 81st Division was sent to Camp Sevier, near Greenville, South Carolina, and in July 1918 it was sent to New York to be shipped overseas.  August 1918 the 81st Division went to England then to France to fight the Germans.

The division was sent to the American 1st Army on October 19, 1918, and November entered the front lines.  After the war the 81st Division remained in France for more than five months.  The men were shipped back to the United States in early June 1919 and discharged from service.

REACTIVATON OF THE 81ST DIVISION

The 81st Division was reactivated on June 15th 1942.   It was overseas July 3rd, 1944, and after 166 days of combat inactivated on January 30th, 1946 in Japan.  Campaigns were in the Western Pacific, & South Philippines.

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81st Division – Primary Units

161st Infantry Brigade:
321st Infantry Regiment
322d Infantry Regiment
317th Machine Gun Battalion

162d Infantry Brigade:
323d Infantry Regiment
324th Infantry Regiment
318th Machine Gun Battalion

156th Field Artillery Brigade:
316th Field Artillery Regiment (155mm)
(These are the guys in  the pictures above)
317th Field Artillery Regiment (75mm)
318th Field Artillery Regiment (75mm)
306th Trench Mortar Battery

Divisional Troops:
316th Machine Gun Battalion
306th Engineer Regiment
306th Field Signal Battalion
306th Train Headquarters and MP
306th Ammunition Train
306th Supply Train
306th Engineer Train
306th Sanitary Train (Ambulance Companies &
Field Hospitals 321, 322, 323, 324)

Insignia of the Wildcat Division  – The cat is in different colors, according to the brigade
BLACK – Headquarters, Machine Gun Battalion, and Engineers
WHITE – One Hundred and Sixty-first Infantry Brigade
LIGHT BLUE – One Hundred and Sixty-second Infantry Brigade
RED – One Hundred and Fifty-sixth Field Artillery Brigade and Ammunition Train
BUFF – Field Signal Battalion, orange; Sanitary Train, green, and Supply Train

Commanders of the 81st Division during World War One
Brig. Gen. Charles H. Barth      August 28th, 1917
Maj. Gen. Charles J. Bailey      October 8th, 1917
Brig. Gen. Charles H. Barth      November 24th, 1917
Brig. Gen. G.W. McIver           December 28th, 1917
Maj. Gen. Charles J. Bailey       March 11th, 1918
Brig. Gen. G.W. McIver           May 19th, 1918
Brig. Gen. Munroe McFarland   May 24th, 1918
Maj. Gen. Charles J. Bailey       May 30th, 1918
Brig. Gen. G.W. McIver           June 9th, 1918
Maj. Gen. Charles J. Bailey       July 3rd, 1918

Commanders of the 81st Division during World War Two
Maj. Gen. Gustave H. Franke (June-August 1942)
Maj. Gen. Paul J. Mueller (August 1942 to inactivation)

WORLD WAR ONE – 316th Field Artillery

 Newport News, VA after the end of World War One

Photo of World War 1 panorama 316th Field Artillery

World War One photo 316th F.A. A.E.F Jun 10th, 1919 Size: 8″ x 47″

“F.A.” stands for Field Artillery, and “A.E.F.” stands for American Expeditionary Forces.  Photo by Halliday Photo  On the photograph it is listed as “Photo #3917” These photos were taken at Newport News, Virginia on June 10th 1919, which was at the end of World War One when the soldiers were ready to be discharged from the Army.

All my research identifies these men as the “Fighting Wildcats” of the US Army’s 81st Division. First named the “Stonewall” Division, later nicknamed the “Wildcat Division”.  Their slogan was “Wildcats Never Quit”.  And their shoulder patch was a wildcat.

photo of 316th Wildcats patch

photo of 316th Wildcats patch

World War One – Bat. “D” 316 F.A. (Field Artillery) A.E.F  (American Expeditionary Forces)

This photograph says at the bottom Battery (or Battalion) “D” The 316th Field Artillery, The American Expeditionary Forces.  Photo taken by Halliday Photo at Newport News, Virginia.  On the photograph it is listed as “Photo # 3927″  Size: 8″ x 26”

photo of World War One 316th Field Artillery panorama

Antique panorama of World War One 316th Field Artillery

SEE ALSO: HISTORY OF THE US 81st Division (Wildcat Division) Which I will post after this one.
You can see a larger version of both of these photos on http://www.jewelantique.com/PhotographicPage1.html

Taglines From my Bulletin Board Days

ABOUT TAGLINES
This page has just lists of what used to be called TAGLINES.  When we got on the computer in the old days, 1980’s, we did it without pictures most of the time.  The internet wasn’t something that was easily got, and when you got it, you had to type a bunch of code to access it.  Even then there were no fancy graphics. Actually NO graphics that weren’t made out of numbers and letters, which is a whole nunther subject, like smileys.

But we did have BULLETIN BOARDS.  The modern equivalent of that is called a Dicussion Group.  Chat wasn’t called chat, but you could directly chat through your keyboard to the Systems Operator, (and he could see what you typed too), who owned the computer that ran the bulletin board. Heck he might be right across town, or several towns over.

You signed up with one or several of these places that you could dial into, which were normally local so that long distance charges didn’t make you poor.  They always had great titles and names.  Then, choosing a category, or group, or subject, you discussed that subject with other people.  You could use your own name or not, depending on your level of comfort.  And the discussions were hot and heavy.

There was what was called a Moderator, who was kind of a referee so that people didn’t get too hateful.  But there were even categories that were used exclusively for ranting and raving and being hateful too.  Flaming, as it was called, was frowned upon for the most part in most groups though.  They still have Moderators, but somehow it wasn’t the same.

Now when you left each message, you could put what was called a TAGLINE at the end of it.  Normally these were cute sayings (as they are now), or heavy thoughts or maybe an advertisement.  Philosophy was popular, and so were things that people said in movies and tv, such as Star Trek, The Borg, etc . . .

I kept all of those taglines that I saved.  (Probably others did too)  So here I am re posting them.  Be sure not to think that they might resemble my belief system.  Some do and some don’t.  I’d hate to start a ancient flame war.  There were thousands, and I do have thousands, but they weren’t ALL good.

Feel free to copy these and take them with you.  Taglines are for sharing.  They always were.

THE TAGLINES

Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out

Don’t be sexist.  Broads hate that

Don’t drive yourself crazy…let me do it for you…

Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon

Don’t worry, I’m fluent in weirdo

My other computer is an F-14’s targeting system

Drop your carrier…We have you surrounded!

Enough research will tend to support any theory!

Ensign Pilsbury? He’s Bread, Jim.  (star trek)

ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Excess is never enough

Experiencing tagline difficulties, Please Stand By

Facts are stubborn things

Famous Last Words: “I disarmed the trap.”

Fat heads, lean brains

Feet smell, nose runs?  You’re built upside down

Fiction: It can’t hold a scandal to biography

First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin!

From a mind… far far away . . .

Fund (give cash) amentalism (without brains)

Gastrointestinal Distress by A. Moeba

Go speed racer. Go speed racer

Handwritten on a condom machine; “This gum tastes funny.”

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?

He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals

Help!  I’m a prisoner in a tagline factory!

Here I run, to steal the secret of the Sun

HOLY BATSHIT, FATMAN!  I mean…” – Robin

Home Safety Tip #1. Don’t iron whilst naked

Veni Vidi Wiwi

“Cry ‘Shamrock,’ and let’s sip the grog of yore

How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?

How to hack a Computer:  Step 1: Take axe and…

I am a Baudaholic

I am not an animal!  I am … well not an animal.

I can resist everything except temptation

I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of

I don’t know what apathy means, nor do I care …

I finally got it all together buy forgot where I put it

I remember when we upgraded from 60 baud modems to 75 baud

I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul

I want to live with a synonym girl…

I will NOT reply to this topic … I will NOT reply to…

I wish Noah had swatted those two flies…

I wish to register a complaint!

I wonder why you park in a driveway and drive on parkway?

I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous

I’ll dangle my participle anywhere I want to!

I’m in my own little world but everybody knows me there

I’m in shape … round’s a shape isn’t it?

I’m more humble than you are!

I’ve been seduced by the Chocolate Side of the Force

If I were here more often I wouldn’t be gone so much

If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you

If people listened to themselves they would shut up

If there were no golf balls how would we measure hail?

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three

If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth

Incorrigible punster — do not incorrige!

Is this a Kodak moment or a Maalox moment?

It is a prehistoric practice to put “y” everywhere

It is bad luck to be superstitious

It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose

It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on

It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backwards

It’s Admiral Hungry!”  “He’s FED, Jim!  (Star Trek)

It’s Ensign dog…. He’s shed

It’s Ensign Pillsbury … he’s BREAD

It’s Ensign Zeppelin..He’s LED

It’s not over until the FAT table sings

It’s okay to call someone stupid; just don’t prove it

It’s only a hobby … only a hobby … only a hobby…

Aunt Em: Hate Kansas.  Hate you.  Took dog  -Dorothy

Darned Unitarians burned a question mark on my lawn!

i haVE A bBS cALleD aMoEBA’s pROtAZOa bAR AND i nEEd TaG LinES AbOUt AmOEbA’s!

The race is over. The rats won

Let’s see your tagline hunting permit

Life is lived forwards but understood backwards

May we kiss those we please and please those we kiss

My opinion is uncluttered by facts!

Never argue with a woman when she’s tired … or rested

Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry

Never sharpen your boomerang

Never squat with your spurs on

Next time you wave use all your fingers

No generalization is wholly true, not even this one

No matter where you go, there you are

No MY CAPS LOCK KEY ISN’T MALFUNCTIONING, I’M SCREAMING!

No one can think clearly with clenched fists

No sense being pessimistic.  It wouldn’t work anyway.

Not everything more difficult is more meritorious

Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way

Now bring us……..A SHRUBERRY!

Now go aweh or Ah shall taunt yeu a second tahm-e!

Oh I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…….

Ohio-Gaziamasu

Okay, If you’re so smart. Set your VCR clock!

Old age is better than the alternative

Please don’t yell at me.  I’m new at this

Put on your seatbelt. I’m gonna try something new

MORE LATER . . . . MUCH MORE.